The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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