If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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