Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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