so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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