My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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