Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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