Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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