You're completely useless in the revolution.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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