Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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