chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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