So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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