I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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