My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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