So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Randomize
