and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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