dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
worst night to have a conscience
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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