Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You ruined the universe
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