I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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