I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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