from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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