clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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