I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Randomize
