Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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