Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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