Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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