Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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