Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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