there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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