You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
