Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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