Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So much Jack, so little girl.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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