party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
