I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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