puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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