He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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