at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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