Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
This toilet bowl is my home.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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