no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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