Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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