Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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