i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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