on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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