i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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