Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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