i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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