in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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