Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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