I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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