Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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