Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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