even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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