So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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