dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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