just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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