would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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