i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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