Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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