Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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