At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I did not marry a roomba.
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